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muravelous:

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Korasolatio, Protector of the Third Brood

Ṕ̵̻̲̊r̴͎̮͌̉õ̴̢̦̭̬̗͂̿̆͠t̸̪̹̿̏e̵̳̹̬̓̐͜c̶̢̬͂͆͐̓͠t̶̩͇̒̌͜ ̶̛͈͜͠t̶̮͒͋̓͆͜h̵̟̪͖̩͆̽̔e̶̙͐̎̋͌̌ͅm̴̳͉̹͍͎̄.̵̛̲̞̃͆̌̚͜ ̶̼̒̔P̸̭̜͉͔̈͌͠r̴͚̞̭̭̞̽͛̎ǫ̶̤̼̰̀̌͐͝t̷͔̀̓̚e̸̳͛͂c̵̱̠͋̈͋t̶͒͐͜ ̵̟͛̽̋̉t̷̜͐̂͐h̵̗̥̗͐̊̈́͋e̸͖͉̲̜̍̅̅̔ͅm̷͍̩̼̈́͜.̷͙͍̈͘ ̵̥̉͊͒P̵̛̣r̷̪̤̂͑ỏ̸͓̜̙̈́̉͜ͅẗ̶͓̺̖̝͓́ë̵̝͍͙́c̷̢͖͋̉t̸̤̘̺̔̔̈́̓ͅ ̷̡͙͋̽̐͛t̷̜̍̈́h̵̭̗͛̊͊͠e̵̻̥̓̉͐̒m̴̮̞͗ͅ.̶̬̀͜ ̴̡̭̤̤̬̄́̽͋̚P̴̫̠͇̬̂̕͠ͅr̶͈̰̰͔̓̓o̶͈͐̓͆͠͠t̵͍̬̘̾̈e̸̛̮̓̊̿c̷̛͕̏͝t̸̨͒̓͜ ̶̛̟̞̔̑̽͘t̸̤̳͝h̷̢̙͂̄̊͆̕e̷̙͖͌̉̄ḿ̸̢̪̪̯͖͌̊̚.̴̛̰̉̓̕ ̷̡̰͈̒̊͝

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pythice

nyanguardparty:

memorycycle:

lawnmower meat is rich in protein and relatively low in saturated fats due to their diet consisting primarily of grasses, leaves, the occasional branch. though they have been known to be carnivorous at times when the opportunity arises. therefore it is perfectly fine to consume as a main source of protein daily, unlike some other popular fatty meats such as inkjet printer and pork

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mimiptera

I’ve been deleting a bunch of old stuff from my age-old accounts, and even tho I’m potentially losing old things I may have liked to keep, my mental health is def gonna be better off if I just don’t encounter that stuff again

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mimiptera

redmisa:

iguanamouth:

werewolf1992:

toasterssupertasty:

admiralstanley:

misscherry:

dernski:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

iguanamouth:

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash

hey lauren did you eat this or what

this post ruined my fucking life

hey @smileharlequin look its you

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pythice

nyanguardparty:

memorycycle:

lawnmower meat is rich in protein and relatively low in saturated fats due to their diet consisting primarily of grasses, leaves, the occasional branch. though they have been known to be carnivorous at times when the opportunity arises. therefore it is perfectly fine to consume as a main source of protein daily, unlike some other popular fatty meats such as inkjet printer and pork

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pythice

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

wireframe815:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?

Absolutely not. JPEGs are disgusting and lossy. PNGs deserve so much more. Like a WEBP or BMP.

The fact that you think a fucking WEBP is better than the dependable JPEG shows your flawed opinion. You will never stop a PNG and a JPEG’s love

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the people in the tags saying “umm actually WEBP is really good file format, the only downside is that it isn’t compatible with anything” or the people in the tags saying “WEBP supporters should die”

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